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Esmerelda is a stylish, unemployed, ex-student with a band of eccentric friends. Who can blame her for falling in love online with a mysterious and charming American?
Esmerelda: Stylish. Unemployed. Has a taste for psychic hotlines.
Ned: Hardcore geek. Looks like garden gnome. Has a photographic memory for B-grade sci-fi dialogue.
Charlotte: Esmerelda's new housemate. Takes herself too seriously, even when nude-dancing with her boyfriend.
Who can blame Es for falling in love with a charming, mysterious, trash-culture-loving American she meets in an online chatroom?
'This book hits waaay too close to home. I sent a copy to my online girlfriend.:)' Stu Hefner, Studboy Magazine
'Wow! It's even better than the Internet!!!'
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